L.H.O.O.Q.

I've been seeing this amazing chick for the past little while. She's been everywhere... She said she's even seen the Mona Lisa in The Louvre!

I told her about the Dadaist artist Marcel Duchamp
who took a postcard of the Mona Lisa, drew a moustache on it, called it L.H.O.O.Q. and used it as one of his "readymades."

I did this up and gave it to her on our last date.