I've been seeing this amazing chick for the past little while. She's been everywhere... She said she's even seen the Mona Lisa in The Louvre!I told her about the Dadaist artist Marcel Duchamp
who took a postcard of the Mona Lisa, drew a moustache on it, called it L.H.O.O.Q. and used it as one of his "readymades."
I did this up and gave it to her on our last date.
